We are HUGE fucking nerds...
- This is just too awesomesauce! Love it!
- Ben: Holy shitsauce, how many sharks are part construction equipment?!
- Chrissy: I do not know but fuck me sideways, that was terrifying.
- Ben: Circular saws, hammers...
- Ben: God help us all if someone discovers a nail-gun shark!
- Chrissy: The tape measure shark is actually quite useful.
- Ben: He's kinda the bitch of the shark world though.
- Ben: "C'mon you guys, leave me alone!"
- Chrissy: He all rolls his eyes when you need help.
- Ben: "I said I didn't want to help with your rec room!"
- Chrissy: "Come on, Larry!"
- Chrissy: "Get level shark to help you, ingrates!"
- Ben: Level shark is like the contractor. All he does is one thing, but he acts like he's the most important, and nobody can start until he shows up.
- Chrissy: hahaha
- Ben: HAHA, and I love how tape measure shark appears to have a Napoleon complex.
- Chrissy: Do NOT give caulking shark liquor.
- Ben: HAHAHAHA
- Chrissy: Caulk everywhere.
- Ben: "Dear God...it's EVERYWHERE!"
- Chrissy: HAHAHAHHA
- Ben: HAHAHAHAHA, what about safety goggles shark?
- Ben: "Can I help guys?" "Uh...you just stand there and...continue to protect your own eyes."
- Chrissy: Total nerd. Always like "watch out, guys!" "WHOA WATCH THAT LUMBER!" "hang that shelf on a stud!"
- Chrissy: His brother hard hat shark is the same way.
- Ben: HOW IS THIS NOT A TV SHOW?!?!
- Chrissy: Seriously!
- Chrissy: I would watch this.
- Ben: *yells at secretary* "Get me television on the phone!"
- Chrissy: "YES, ALL OF IT!"
