Pook in Your Face

Mat: I'm thinking about getting a haircut, and dying my hair dark brown and I'm thinking of getting my lip pierced. Just having a little hoop right here.
Me: What? Why?
Mat: I need a change and I'm thinking of getting a lip ring.
Me: Really? I think it would look weird.
Mat: I'm also thinking of getting fake glasses.
Me: What? Why the hell would you that?
Mat: You once said yourself that since I look good in glasses I should just get a fake pair.
Me: Just how much metal are you planning on adding to your face.
Mat: Enough so that I can get HBO! I miss cable!

Just a girl. In your face.