Pook in Your Face

Jun 08

For tricyclesinskirts. Thought you might enjoy this. Found it on soup.io.

Reveries & Revelations

May 09

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What the hell?

I need to use this more often. I forget how awesomesauce it is.

life:

“A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.”

The Birth of the Pill

Hell yes.

retrodoll:

Gil Elvgren

Jan 27

We are HUGE fucking nerds...

This is just too awesomesauce! Love it!
Ben: Holy shitsauce, how many sharks are part construction equipment?!
Chrissy: I do not know but fuck me sideways, that was terrifying.
Ben: Circular saws, hammers...
Ben: God help us all if someone discovers a nail-gun shark!
Chrissy: The tape measure shark is actually quite useful.
Ben: He's kinda the bitch of the shark world though.
Ben: "C'mon you guys, leave me alone!"
Chrissy: He all rolls his eyes when you need help.
Ben: "I said I didn't want to help with your rec room!"
Chrissy: "Come on, Larry!"
Chrissy: "Get level shark to help you, ingrates!"
Ben: Level shark is like the contractor. All he does is one thing, but he acts like he's the most important, and nobody can start until he shows up.
Chrissy: hahaha
Ben: HAHA, and I love how tape measure shark appears to have a Napoleon complex.
Chrissy: Do NOT give caulking shark liquor.
Ben: HAHAHAHA
Chrissy: Caulk everywhere.
Ben: "Dear God...it's EVERYWHERE!"
Chrissy: HAHAHAHHA
Ben: HAHAHAHAHA, what about safety goggles shark?
Ben: "Can I help guys?" "Uh...you just stand there and...continue to protect your own eyes."
Chrissy: Total nerd. Always like "watch out, guys!" "WHOA WATCH THAT LUMBER!" "hang that shelf on a stud!"
Chrissy: His brother hard hat shark is the same way.
Ben: HOW IS THIS NOT A TV SHOW?!?!
Chrissy: Seriously!
Chrissy: I would watch this.
Ben: *yells at secretary* "Get me television on the phone!"
Chrissy: "YES, ALL OF IT!"

Oct 08

Trollbeads. I wish I had the money to spend 25 dollars on each bead to make a kickass bracelet.

phosphorescent:

(via wastedimagination)

So friggin’ cute.

Sep 28

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