June 2011
1 post
May 2010
5 posts
What the hell?
I need to use this more often. I forget how awesomesauce it is.
January 2010
1 post
7 tags
We are HUGE fucking nerds...
This is just too awesomesauce! Love it!
Ben: Holy shitsauce, how many sharks are part construction equipment?!
Chrissy: I do not know but fuck me sideways, that was terrifying.
Ben: Circular saws, hammers...
Ben: God help us all if someone discovers a nail-gun shark!
Chrissy: The tape measure shark is actually quite useful.
Ben: He's kinda the bitch of the shark world though.
Ben: "C'mon you guys, leave me alone!"
Chrissy: He all rolls his eyes when you need help.
Ben: "I said I didn't want to help with your rec room!"
Chrissy: "Come on, Larry!"
Chrissy: "Get level shark to help you, ingrates!"
Ben: Level shark is like the contractor. All he does is one thing, but he acts like he's the most important, and nobody can start until he shows up.
Chrissy: hahaha
Ben: HAHA, and I love how tape measure shark appears to have a Napoleon complex.
Chrissy: Do NOT give caulking shark liquor.
Ben: HAHAHAHA
Chrissy: Caulk everywhere.
Ben: "Dear God...it's EVERYWHERE!"
Chrissy: HAHAHAHHA
Ben: HAHAHAHAHA, what about safety goggles shark?
Ben: "Can I help guys?" "Uh...you just stand there and...continue to protect your own eyes."
Chrissy: Total nerd. Always like "watch out, guys!" "WHOA WATCH THAT LUMBER!" "hang that shelf on a stud!"
Chrissy: His brother hard hat shark is the same way.
Ben: HOW IS THIS NOT A TV SHOW?!?!
Chrissy: Seriously!
Chrissy: I would watch this.
Ben: *yells at secretary* "Get me television on the phone!"
Chrissy: "YES, ALL OF IT!"
October 2009
2 posts
September 2009
9 posts
Gur Water Bill
Trying to pay my water bill online instead of by mail since it’s due in a few days and I forgot about it. I signed up to do it online…was sent the confirmation email, click the link and tried to log in. Every time I tried to log in it said my login was invalid. What the hell. I know it’s the right password because a) I just made the account and b) they sent me the username and...
Great Reception
Mat: I'm thinking about getting a haircut, and dying my hair dark brown and I'm thinking of getting my lip pierced. Just having a little hoop right here.
Me: What? Why?
Mat: I need a change and I'm thinking of getting a lip ring.
Me: Really? I think it would look weird.
Mat: I'm also thinking of getting fake glasses.
Me: What? Why the hell would you that?
Mat: You once said yourself that since I look good in glasses I should just get a fake pair.
Me: Just how much metal are you planning on adding to your face.
Mat: Enough so that I can get HBO! I miss cable!
Home
Watching that really creepy X-Files episode in the 4th season about the inbreeding family. I always remember when they played this episode on tv because they always had to put up a disclaimer every time it came back to the show. It is one of the more disturbing episodes. I have a hard time watching it. There are only a few X-Files episodes that really bother me like that.
I miss the X-Files....
also, abortion should be covered
phosphorescent:
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abbyjean:
Obama confirmed that abortions would not be covered in his healthcare plan. He wanted to give healthcare workers the opportunity to utilize their conscience. Can you imagine the President announcing that a medical procedure for men, that was perfectly legal, would not be covered under health care? Can there be anymore proof of the...
Wine and Alchemy →
Went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival this past Saturday. As we were walking around the shops we came across this band. They were so awesome. They were playing this eastern type music and the one lady was belly dancing. I sat there for three songs. I had to force myself to get up and leave or I would have been there all day. I purchased their second cd while I was there as well. It’s...
I want her illustrations hanging on my wall. →
August 2009
4 posts
The Luminarium →
My brother introduced me to this site. The galleries are amazing. He currently has an application out with them to become an artist on their site. Figured I should bookmark it somehow so I don’t forget about it.
New Goal
Take a photo every day and post on flickr.